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Selma's Law

The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.

For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"

"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."

"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"

"Indeed."
by Derik September 12, 2005
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dirty shelby

When a girl is 69ing and farts on the guys face
I ate so much taco bell that my dirty Shelby turned very messy.
by shebwoo February 2, 2014
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Shelby Decker

Shelby Decker is an amazing girl that knows how to treat a guy right. She is one of the nicest and sweetest girls you'll ever meet and is a great kisser. She is one of the greatest girls ever and is very lovable, beautiful, and incredible sexy.
Did you see Shelby Decker?

Yeah she was so fine.
by shelby's boy February 5, 2010
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Selma snarl

An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.
1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.
by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010
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Shelbi

Ew, your ex girlfriend is such a shelbi.
by hujd8njs October 9, 2008
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Shelby

Someone with extreme class. They know everyting there is to know about evrything. Everyone wants to be their friend. Usually someone who is outreageously good-looking.
Wow look at that chick, she's totally Shelby.
by Dr. Shelby!! January 3, 2010
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shelby

is most oftenly a girl.
-a sweet preppy snob whome over the course of a new year changes to a complete opposite in a series of changes. eventually going from a colorful blond to a dark depressed beyoch who will probably end up dying her hair black.
theres shelby hating the world.
shelbys really quiet
don't talk to shelby
god, your being such a shelby.
by Micheal munster March 7, 2009
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