Shelmy 

Shelmy is the act of performing intimate acts of sexual deviance with your favorite bran cereal. This term can be very offensive and derogative when used out of context and should not be used or taken lightly. Shelmy is especially prevalent in lgbtq+ cabinet makers.

Tylar the gay cabinet maker preformed oral Shelmy on his favorite bran cereal.

Shelmy by Burnt Sac June 11, 2022

Shelmy Bran 

The preferred Bran Cereal when performing Shalmy. Contains 40% Shalmy, 60% Bran.

Tylar the gay cabinet maker preformed Shalmy on his favorite Shelmy Bran cereal.

Shelmy Bran by Burnt Sac June 11, 2022

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010

tommy shelby 

The most badass person that has ever existed.

Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth

tommy shelby by manuNorton November 17, 2019

shellycabookie 

A snail with a shell

Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..

shellycabookie by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019