Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."

by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013

swaff

The frothy and tacky build up of sperm around the bell end after it has been vigorously agitated by either choking the chicken or pork swording.

'I wanked for so long, I had the worst case of swaff the world has ever seen.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

Hypixel staff

Hypixel staff are one of the most retarded people ever, thinking Aim Assist is "use at your own risk" and not bannable cause cheating is legit

guy 1: Man Zuiy was a legit player!
guy 2: Bro Zuiy used aimmassist but it was use at your own risk so hes legit According to the Hypixel staff!

by faithfulbhopper132 June 25, 2018

swtf

Stands For slut what the fuck
what you would say to your girlfriend/wife after cathcing them cheating or just doing something plain disgusting and wrong

Girl"Hunny i ate all your cheetos"
Guy"SWTF!"

by ALEX FUCKING CRUSTY January 27, 2009

staffordshire bull terrier

Since the dangerous dogs act staffordshire bull terrriers (also known as staffies or staffs)have replaced the pitbull terrier as the most chavvy dog. (see chav) Even though they look fierce they are pussies just like the chavs themselves.

Chav walking down road with a staffy by his side. You run up to him kick the dog and they will both sprint off at full pace with the chav shouting "MUMMY MUMMY" (he will probably return some minutes later with his friend on a moped in shorts and a burberry hat.

by Mastaman July 4, 2005

Swafe

As above - Invented by me myself, Roger, in 1998, in a Science lesson, and accidently said 'Swafe'. Swafe now means good - or cool.

You'd use Swafe by saying , hey look at that Ferrari, thats a swafe car.

Or

Your a really Swafe dude.

by Roger B January 20, 2004

Beer Staffing

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.

Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.

by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009