scheming

When a guy is hitting on a girl.

He thought she was hot, so he started scheming on her at the club.

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010

scrambles

when a guy cant get it out (cant ejaculate)after beating the meat too much ect. smacking the squirrel

man i had a bad case of the scrambles last night i was alone all day

by zack and kyle May 8, 2010

scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Scemo

A combination of "scene" and "emo". While scene kids are just acting emo because it is "cool", true emo kids have issues... or at least they act like they do. Scemo kids have a tendency to act emo when it is convenient, and become outrageously happy and preppy whenever they feel like it. Most scemos are very social. Some people have described these individuals as slightly bipolar.

"That scemo kid was just crying during Dashboard's set, but now he's over there laughing with his girlfriend."

by coveredinbees219 July 20, 2008

sclem

vb. to search or rummage on a tip for apparently useful rubbish.

We went sclemming on Saturday and I got a brilliant sink for her herbs in the garden, but the standard lamp I found will need a bit of work before I can use it.

by GnomeDePlume August 22, 2006

scrambies

nick name for scrambled eggs

Yo Pete, you gonna make me some scrambies?

by Samhanem June 21, 2008

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005