rohanspersonalmaid

A huge Rohan simp who concerns me a lot

Did you hear about rohanspersonalmaid? She’s posting her daily post about how she wants Rohan to #######.

by sarahnoriaki February 14, 2022

rohan

a person whos under 5' and looks like an egg. Has very thick hair, is weak asf and gets no bitches. Steals other peoples music too.

"look its humpty dumpty", "no its just rohan"

by panda995 March 31, 2022

Rohan Varma

Packers fan even though he knows they aren't as good as the Ravens.

Rohan Varma sucks at Brawl Stars.

by Wildflower#8185 April 5, 2022

Rohan

A nerdy guy who thinks he's better than everyone at everything. He wants to be cool but fails miserably. The girls hate him, and he sucks at sports. He's also short and unathletic, and has bad hair.

"That guy is so cocky, he must be a rohan"

by BBTHEGOAT April 13, 2022

rohan

an absolute neek who has no life and buys and sell bricks for a living and likes to eat cement

you are a rohan

by 911wasfun July 25, 2022

Rohan

Rohan is an Indian kid he is known for his great headys in down ball he makes the best curry but gets 0 bitchs. He eats his boogers and talks too much. he plays Minecraft all day but has a pc make out of carboard,he is a certified hobo.

person one: "Who's that?"
person two: "He's Rohan"
Person one: "Ew"

by Heil hitler1947 August 7, 2022

Rohan

A boy who is very athletic and good at some sports. However, Rohans sometimes ditch their friends to be nothing but a Teacher's pet and a simp, even for people who are not liked across a community. this can cause them to build hatred on themselves by friends and peers. To those he does not simp for, he is usually a pain in the ass and never knows his limits. this is because those that he doesn't simp are nobodies. even though some rohans are nobodies themselves

Person to Rohan conversation (Rohan simping)
Person: Thanks you so much
Rohan: Your are so welcome, I would never stop helping you

Rohans friend to Rohan (Rohan not simping)
Person: Hey Rohan, can you help me

Rohan: Why would I? go do it yourself.

Rohan's friend to another friend.
Rohan's friend: Man Rohan is no use in my life at all.
Other friend: You dumbass he is a Rohan. What did you expect?

by The actual definition of Names October 25, 2022