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Promuse

promuse
/ˈprɒmju z/
/pro-myuze/
noun

1. a false declaration of assurance that something will surely happen or someone, usually themselves, will surely do something.

verb

1. to falsely assure that something will definitely occur, or will definitely be done by someone, usually themselves.

Promuse is intentionally misspelled to make it look as if you're trying to say promise, but since the definition has been set to a lie, you're no longer lying and you can now assure your friends that you "promuse", while you don't really promise something and you don't lie either.
Person 1: "I don't believe you! Promise me."
Chad: "Okay, I promuse."
Person 1: "Alright, I believe you."
by ThePromuseGuy June 16, 2021
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Promisecuity

Promising over and over what it is impossible to promise.
Promisecuity was his worst defect of character.
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promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.
i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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Promise Is Fucking Your Mom
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my name is promise
by are you going November 22, 2021
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