plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

When you're real bored so you type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp but you are still bored so you type it backwards

bob: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
jeff: holy shit

by DINGLEDOPPLEDOOPER October 3, 2024

Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

ploobldoo

When your poo has to he rushed because somebody else has to use the bathroom

Get out of the bathroom! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poo and it has to be rushed because someone has to use the bathroom badly

Hurry up in there. I have to go! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo it"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poop but someone else also has to use the bathroom

Someone else: "Hey do you mind if I use the bathroom first? I have to pee."
You: "Sure go ahead, I guess I'll have to ploobldoo it for now"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

Ploob

Someone who is less than adequate. Could also mean a dump.

Holy moly that child is such a ploob. Can’t even get out of his wheelchair.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

plomf

(Adj) something that is both heavy, bulky, and soft (often squishy) that is desired for its quality.

(Onom) the sound of a bulky, soft object falling to the ground.

Etymology: Plom (Lead, Catalan) + -f (from 'Kalf', Calf, Dutch).

Dutch farmers often used calf fur to create clothing due to its soft qualities. Catalan settlers migrated to the Netherlands and combined the material Lead, known for its weight, to create more durable clasps and buttons for the clothing.

The plomf shoes fell off the table.

PLOMF! the pillow fell to the ground.

by Zhang Dawei February 18, 2025