Pity titties

Titties shown out of pity

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.

by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

Pity Picture Gone Wrong

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.

Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

by RealityHits August 12, 2012

du pippy jon

another word for penis

ex. baby my du pippy jon is so hard for you.

by Jacoffee November 4, 2009

Pity Private

When you take an ugly/fat/nasty webcam girl to private because you feel bad for her.

The cam girl was so nasty I gave her a Pity Private.

by T.Edwards January 28, 2007

Pity Like Like

The act of liking somebody's pity like, out of pity for how unoriginal and windy their original pity like was. A sign that pity liking has become overused and should probably be classed as gale force bant.

Facebook user one: 'uninteresting status'
Facebook user two: (after pity liking said status): 'guffaw, i'm so witty and original'
Facebook user three: (after pity like liking the pity like) 'that'll quench that gale force bant'

^a classic Pity Like Like manouvre.

by Slothing December 10, 2012

Pity Hoe

A girl who sleeps around and seeks attention without stop. i.e. A girl that uses guys who pity her to garner attention and sex.

This one chick Hannah is such a pity hoe. She only puts out for the attention.

by 69XxHorsecockxX96 April 24, 2017