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by Ratty March 7, 2003
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Peen

Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
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Joe cut off someone on the freeway then slowed to 10 mph under the speed limit. Joe is a Peen.
by Fyrewolf Seahawk November 10, 2008
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peenar

Small, tiny, rubbish, not very good.
How come you all get a massive steak and I've been left with the peenar one just because I was five minutes late.
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Peen Peen

A slang term for the word "penis".
You're being such a peen peen!
by BigMacabre August 10, 2017
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peen

When a womens clitoris is longer than two inches.
Jhon : "Dude Jennifer is hot ."
Jason:"Nah man i heard she has a peen.''
by tckeller50 November 26, 2017
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peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.
Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.
by EliasG April 5, 2019
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China Peen

a small penis; based on the stereotype that Asian men have small penises.
He definitely doesn't have a China Peen!
by semicharmederic April 20, 2009
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