noobsack

Of or pertaining to a person whom can be described as both a noobie n00b, and as male genetalia. Describes people who continually display themselves as being inexperienced, selfish, stupid, insane, and/or are a smacktard.

c0de tried to launch a plane off an aircraft carrier but failed miserably. God he's a noobsack.

by c0de October 20, 2003

pearl noose

Is when you blow a load on a whores chin, and follow it up with a swift and steady break of the neck.

Jack the Ripper: "My most humble and preferred technique, the Pearl Noose".

by BloodlessSwine August 13, 2009

noop

basically, poon. spelled backwards.

dude...i got some noop last night.

by lowe September 17, 2005

Noobsville

The designated section of a paintball proshop that newbies are attracted to becuase of the instructional video, blocking the entrance for people that are decent at the sport.

"Dude, What the fuck is this line for? It's never this busy!"

"Some fat-ass in NOOBSVILLE is blocking both doors"

by wirwin90 April 26, 2006

noopi

cooler way 2 say noob, noobie, etc.

Remoof that noopi homo fuk and let me play.

by batattack2 December 17, 2009

noobsquad

Proper noun; An online multiplayer clan/group/squad/gaggle of noobs that noobisciously command their gaming environment by telling jokes, kamakazeeing, begging, killing player killers and making friends with poor people in Full Bronze Armour. A noobtittytatcious example that multi player combat games can be fun, safe and humourous for teens. Objective: to instill fear into the enemy (the choobs) by intimidation of intellect, wit and craziness. NoobSquad is famous in the online game Runescape.com

"The NoobSquad Noobsnake ascended into the wilderness to attack the cabbage demons of lvl 45! All the Noob players, in Full Bronze Armour stopped to swim in some lava, briefly."

by James M Burton January 10, 2004

Noonski

Having a beer during mid-day.

It's been a rough morning, I think I'm going to have a noonski

by BrewLover56 October 30, 2013