Bald Mikey

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.

by e_larsen0710 February 26, 2008

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Icy Mikey

i·cy Mikey ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.

My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is my pet cat... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey

by vanXname October 6, 2012

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Mikey

A cigarette butt or if used as "mikeys" cigarette butts

hey man ima craving, you got any mikeys at your crib?
dude can I mikey that when you're done?

by dcb42000 November 21, 2010

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Mikey-G

Straight outta NB, this rapper, Mikey-G has finnaly arrived and is ready to share his musical masterpieces with the WORLD. Teamed up with Chrispy there's no stoppin Mikey-G from makin it to the top, to forever be known as the Greatest MC of all time.
myspace.com/mikeygfromnb

Hot Girl 1 - Yo, u heard Mikey-G's new track?
Hot Girl 2 - I know, i wanna bang him so bad!

by Mikey-G69 October 25, 2008

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Mikey

A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male

P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.

Damn, that nigga look like he could qualify to be a Mikey!

by ILfdsak December 8, 2011

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