When you tell your spouse and children that you are having “stomach issues” just so you can hole up in the bathroom with a magazine multiple times a day and get some alone time.
"God, I haven't had a second to myself all day. I think it may be a good time to develop a serious case of liarrhea."
The most beautiful and amazing girl you'll meet. She is completely independent however she has a loving side to her (especially for someone named Katherine)