Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.

Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.

by Bthibs October 13, 2011

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

by Hags64 April 24, 2014

Lamberts

When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.

Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.

by racersk October 6, 2008

limber dick

a guy who is always hard, but never gets any action!

That guy was such a "limber dick" at that party last week.

by Angelica & Brooke March 2, 2009

the lumberjack breakfast

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007

lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003

lumberjack

The sexual act, coined by Michael Edward Hickey and Joseph Michael Young, when a woman is on all fours betwix two males, one entering her vagina (or anus), the other through her mouth. The two men then lock wrists, and pull back and forth like old-time lumberjacks using a two-man saw. Often called an LBJ for short, popular in southern Illinois colleges.

Hey Michael, that chick looks like she'd be down for a LBJ, Shotgun anus!
Yes Joe, She's ripe for a lumberjack!

by Samuel Gompers September 15, 2006