Ryan García

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.

garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.

by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

Gaffing

Gaffing - Gaffing is a house party where everyone is chatting pure rhubarb off their titties on Class A’s OR full of naughty Ketamine

You gaffing tonight la? Is right bro, see you round the kitchen.

by Gaffing January 3, 2018

Benjamin Garcia

Fat. Just so so so so so so fat. like super huge mega colossal fat.

“He looks like a Benjamin Garcia”

by Benjamin Garcia 209 April 16, 2020

Garf

another way to say the word "goof", the word originated as a common mispronunciation of "goof" in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Garfs are usually goofier than goofs.

That guy's such a garf, he's like the mayor of Garfsville.

by PgrAm May 9, 2011

Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)

Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch

by TonyB23 January 4, 2009

Garfield

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

by Dr. President January 10, 2006