feck

Vernacular expletive used as part of common expressions in surprisingly pleasing siuations by Irish Chaplains.

- Would ye loike sahm tea fathar - it's got cocaine in et. I mean... shugar.

- Feck me! Did ye say cocaine Missis Doyle?

by Al Who Knows December 25, 2004

Feckle

Adj/Noun: Feckle- When someone has a blemish, mole or freckle on their penis.

Oh, hey look at that John has a feckle!

by Mattoxic April 9, 2009

fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

by Jesustits August 26, 2005

fecalitis

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.

by M.R. March 21, 2003

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010

Fecal Frown

A girl whose smile looks like she's smelling a fart.

Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.

Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.

by pseduceonym April 30, 2014