Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016