Dry Peter

When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.

Dude she gives way too many dry peters, I'm gonna have to let her go

by Bigg PP daddy May 09, 2016

dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.

"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 24, 2010

Dry Date

a date in which you do not get any action at the end of

(guy 1) - How did the date go?
(guy 2) - Oh it ended up being a dry date.
(guy 1) - Ahh, shitty deal.

by Shannon_Cannon March 30, 2010

dry orgy

mix of dry humping and orgy; when a large number of people are cramped into a small space

Ah, dude, this Six Flags line is a total dry orgy. Let's party!

by PeterTheWall October 06, 2008

dry campus

when the use or distribution of alcohol is forbidden on a college campus.

After Joe Blow died at that fraternity party the other day, the university has proposed for a dry campus.

by iloveme June 20, 2006

Dry lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.

"see you mate, you're a fucking dry lunch"

"God that bloke really winds me up! He's nothing more than a big fat Dry lunch!"

by tanya. a October 23, 2006

dry fuck

The rub ones body up against another but remaining fully clothed.

by erdinger June 04, 2003