Diet Republican 

Any Democrat who embraces conservative, neoconservative, neoliberal, or MAGA talking points.

Examples: Joe Biden (neoliberal hawk), Joe Manchin (votes for Republicans more than Democrats), Bill Maher, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Eric Swalwell (for wanting to deport Russian students), and RFK, Jr. (anti-vax, embraced by MAGA)

Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.

Diet Republican by Jackwehadababyitsagirl July 30, 2023

diet corruption 

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

diet corruption by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023

Diet Pussy 

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

Diet Pussy by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

diet coke 

It's cocaine, but it's healthy cocaine

dude: yo I'm sniffing diet coke
other dude: who are you why are you on my house

diet coke by WhatsappuUltimateEdition November 26, 2023

Diet and exercise 

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.

Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."

Diet and exercise by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Diet Bussy 

A vagina

Diet bussy will do in a pinch, better than no guts.

Diet Bussy by Gringo Actual February 23, 2024

diet bussy 

Vagina

The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it

diet bussy by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024