Crystal Skullduggery

Trying to convince intelligent people that crystal skulls are ancient artifacts, when they are modern frauds!

I am sick of hearing all this crystal skullduggery crap!

by Tim McGuinness - www.crystalskulls.us May 28, 2008

Crystal Crew

a group of people who attended the Fairview Outpatiend Treatment program in Crystal, MN

representin' Crystal Crew!

by K-MAK January 30, 2009

Crystal Tiara

When a person, usually a woman, has dried semen in her hair. Typically forgot to wash it out the night before.

Damn, Sarah that is some crystal tiara you are sporting!

by spunko2020 April 5, 2013

Crystal Lake Taco Tuck

When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.

I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.

by Clcasspirate February 14, 2014

Crystal

Someone who pittys kyeong and never wants to tell him

Kyeong loves his Crystal even if she pittys him

by UrbanDxctionary May 25, 2019

crystal meth

white people crack- more comonly known as ice.
some white peopel call the effect spinning.. i call it sheity.

"yo dude,i was all hopped up on crystal meth last nite n i fucked my dog!"

by ernesto rodriguez September 28, 2005

Crystal Castle

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).

we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

by Juicebox2507 June 13, 2008