cojack

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

by clasher July 7, 2004

Conan Bitch

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

by grayjk January 23, 2010

conjar

a name for a container and a jar together

I keep my weed in a conjar

by Tj and ashley December 28, 2008

Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

conabee

A confused wannabee. A person displaying a number confused looks

This old white guy showed up wearing a Yankees cap, Oakley sunglasses, Bob Marley backpack (hemp of course)a pink FUBU shirt,Tommy Bahama linen pants and Nikes. What a conabee!

by DAH September 20, 2014

Conan Gray

a person who will drop 15 seconds of a song, thus wrecking an entire fandom, and then post someone’s pet on his story like nothing happened

conan gray just made me lose my sanity but i forgive him

by annaleastofyourproblems January 16, 2022

Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005