take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'

'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.

by anothermattyp June 11, 2010

cockjock

A person that is so cocky that he rides a horse to get his jock in a bundle.

Guy Stanley is a cockjock.

by Mr.luvmuffin December 1, 2003

cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.

Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.

by Bob January 12, 2004

Cockboard

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.

"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003

cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.

That cockgobbler stole my ride!

by MisterMojo October 13, 2007

Cockgobbler

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.

What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.

by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017