clipe

1) an exclamation of surprise or frustration, when a more extreme swear is inappropriate.
2) a way of swearing your ass off and the other person won't know you're cussin' them out
3) can be used interchangeably with fuck
4) an idiot; a disagreeable poopoo head
5) a verb implying swift and deadly violence towards

1) Oh clipe! I just shit my drawers
2) Clipe me! They're clipein' nihilists!
3) That mother-cliper Bush can clipe my ass.
4) "What the clipe are you doing here?", I said to the midget who was waxing a donkey in front of my house.
5) That friggen' cliper just stole my clipein' shit! what a rat bastard!!!
6) If i ever catch that dude Seymour Butts, i'm gonna clipe him up!!!

by bk6669 May 21, 2009

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Clute

A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between Lake Jackson & Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.

Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday??

Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track.

Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?!

Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ!

Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4

Ex 2

Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut.

Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.

by Rufas Lucas June 6, 2011

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clueless

A word like “cringe” that incel zoomers type in Twitch chat when they feel left out and want to type something and have nothing interesting or intelligent to contribute.

<Streamer says something>

twitch incel: clueless

by Purgator April 2, 2022

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