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Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
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Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.
This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.
by SarahKelly September 20, 2020
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Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr
Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night
by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020
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kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.
Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland
by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016
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Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.
Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.
by Frg00 December 2, 2016
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Cleveland Canoli

Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.
He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.
by Dani.dangerous December 6, 2020
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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