Snack that smiles back, children! 

It’s purpose it to be funny

Snack that smiles back, children! Is meant to be funny and not harmful

Snack that smiles back, children! by Pugglehuff12712869 November 7, 2021

Midnight Children 

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...

Midnight Children by Ms. U. Canadia June 22, 2011

candy cane children 

Religious fans or followers of band The White Stripes.

"Went to a White Stripes' concert last week. The Candy Cane Children were out in full force."

candy cane children by Courtney April 7, 2005

liquid children 

another name for semen

My girl chugged my liquid children last night.

liquid children by Jesse Fahey October 28, 2003

Autism Children 

Those Special Ed kids at your school.

Play practice begins once the autism children leave the forum.

Autism Children by How is Sensetsu already taken? March 5, 2019

Bonsai children 

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

Bonsai children by orlando November 27, 2004

making feet for children's shoes 

to have sex. To make love.

He's making feet for children's shoes
reference:Song: Singapore, Album: Rain Dogs, Artist:Tom Waits.

making feet for children's shoes by Anthony Adams April 1, 2007