The snail is coming

The meme goes like this you get to live forever but a snail comes after you and if you touch it you die ban the snail knows where you are

John: you really took that deal you know the snail is coming now right?

Peter: yeah I know I’m gonna set up some salt outside of my house

by Ur mom XD L.O.L gotem November 1, 2021

Winter is coming

A sexual act in which a man is banging a girl doggy style, as he is about to ejaculate he flips her over, and yells "WINTER IS COMING!" He then cums all over her face

I heard winter came last night

Yes and winter is coming tonight too ;)

by Dickgraysonsdick March 29, 2017

coming down the pike

a way in which to cross-pollinate with clients. Also, to 'Erskine' your way into a sale. Also, a description of extremely muscular, and not skinny at all, legs

Ben worked the room to find out what was 'coming down the pike'

by MiamiNado September 17, 2013

Cheming

When someone cannot spell their own name, they resort to cheming

"2nd block Calc..... Cheming, there you go"

by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003

Coming or Going

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

1
A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

2
Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

by Llamallord May 28, 2010

Cuming

Cuming is when you creampie your family member within 10 seconds into your sister

John: That was amazing!
Mary: You were cuming so fast?!

by Caleo :P July 2, 2021

up-in-coming

The act of becoming sexually aroused up-in one's partner.

John was up-in-coming in Sally.

by Jecabema December 4, 2007