Callen

Incredibly high priest of the d*m*t butterfly of love penguin penis foundation

Man callens really smashing it huh?

by Pennip January 20, 2025

Carlentz

Carlentz is a super funny boy. He's very much a cancer; he's moody, has great intuition, and is loyal. He's so fine. He's strong and pretty (not just handsome); he kind of looks like a girl in a good way. He may come off as cold, but he's super kind to people, and he likes hanging out with his younger sibling who he always looks out for. Carlentz is amazing

Girl 1: I have a boyfriend
Girl 2: WHO
Girl 1: Carlentz
Girl 2: FOR REAL?!
Girl 1: yess
Girl 1: Carlentz is so fine
Girl 2: ofc he is his name is Carlentz

by poopydoopdoopy846 March 25, 2025

Carlentz

HE IS SOOO FINE. He is one of the prettiest people ever. He has abs, a beautiful face, stunning lashes, and a HUGE dick. He's mad funny, and he's lowkey a freak. He's a cancer. He can come off as nonchalant, but he really cares, he's one of the nicest people ever, and he's tloml. He's mostly compatible with early February birthdays, and he is incompatible with August birthdays and other July birthdays. He's most compatible with "I" names, he's incompatible with "C" or "R: names tho, and if he's with one, their relationship is gonna end ASAP. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

I LOVE CARLENTZ

by poopydoopdoopy846 March 30, 2025

Catsentery

Its like dysentery but in cats. Infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces.

I looked in litterbox saw blood in the poop think he got catsentery.

by KfcRevenger January 18, 2026

calendar

A small purchase once yearly; helps one to give a fuck about life events.

I quit using a calendar, now when I don’t want to do something I say “I have a bad memory”.

by T-Ferguson February 6, 2026

calenmity

A tremendous disaster caused by less-than-positive/peaceable feelings.

A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).

by QuacksO March 1, 2026

Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar

I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.

by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025