Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum

Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.

Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan

by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 29, 2022

Callum

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019

Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019

Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy”

Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men

by Inform cal July 14, 2022

Callum

This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.

- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!

by FishnIverns March 1, 2018

mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024