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Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝
Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!
by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021
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booger

a mass of solid mucus from the nose
If your gonna remove a booger from your nose with your bare hands, try to remeber to wash them afterwards.
by Light Joker April 11, 2006
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love booger

the inadvertent act of inhaling semen through the nose as a man ejaculates on your face
Get me a tissue, you gave me a love booger!
by Rockjock August 20, 2003
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boogerhog

A girl whom is both highly unattractive (Booger) AND fat (hog).
(Slang) In very extreme cases this phrase may be utilized (Wrongly) to describe a girl that is simply VERY, EXTREMELY ugly, or simply VERY fat; however the
preferred nomenclature is only if a girl satisfies BOTH ugliness, and morbid obesity.
"She was 5 foot tall, 300 pounds, yellow snaggleteeth, acne, and nappy hair." A regular boogerhog.
by Hubbard Hardin Co. June 25, 2008
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penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup
There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
by ferraldi January 13, 2011
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boogershintchel

by Sarah August 9, 2003
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Booger Spot

A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.
Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.
by Jimmyz1234 June 15, 2009
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