Benched

to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.

craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs

by Reedy111 December 1, 2009

benching

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.

by Encyclopedia Britannica vol. I July 23, 2016

Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.

dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day

by JE Begley April 29, 2011

Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

Park Bench

Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.

Our freind here. Also see number 1.

Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.

by Danny Pocket May 13, 2006

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Johno47 January 12, 2009