bleach

My favorite drink for watching cringey musicallys

Girl: OMG have you seen JACOB SARTORIUS new musically??
Me: My bleach bottle is empty. I'll buy another one, be right back!

by Bleach Drinker March 11, 2017

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016

bleach blonde butch body

aka Marjorie Taylor Greene body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

by cogncierge May 18, 2024

Bleached

The opposite of Blacked

The result of a white man or woman (dominant), having sex with (or conquering) any minority.

Also can mean
The result of a white man giving anyone a creampie.

Black Cuck: Damn man, look at her fat black ass, I’m gonna have to hit!
White Dom: Too bad I already bleached her last night, you can have sloppy seconds though…

by Raceplay King January 6, 2022

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.

Let's sit down and watch bleach

by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021