International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.
Only causes small damage to the brain.
Taste like candy.
Takes only a few gallons of it to die.
Can find at ur local grocery store!
Only causes small damage to the brain.
Taste like candy.
Takes only a few gallons of it to die.
Can find at ur local grocery store!
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 17, 2017
What I want to drink when I think about the following things.
Milenials having children, the future of America, stupid new age baby names (Seriously, who names their child Tyce), my chances of succeeding in life, America under Trumps rule, Kanye actually winning in 2020, how futile my vote is considering the completely unnecessary electoral college, the living conditions of the North Korean people, the fact that every day I walk into school I need to pray it’s not the day a school shooter stops by for a quick how do you do.
Milenials having children, the future of America, stupid new age baby names (Seriously, who names their child Tyce), my chances of succeeding in life, America under Trumps rule, Kanye actually winning in 2020, how futile my vote is considering the completely unnecessary electoral college, the living conditions of the North Korean people, the fact that every day I walk into school I need to pray it’s not the day a school shooter stops by for a quick how do you do.
Person 1:”I was thinking about new age baby names, where’s the bleach.”
Person 2:”We’re our after your last session.”
Person 1:”God damnit.”
Person 2:”We’re our after your last session.”
Person 1:”God damnit.”
by Blacklisted Omnivore March 31, 2018
Leafyisbeafy:wow this fuckin Lil shit makes me wanna chug bleach
Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore
Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore
by Potato rangler June 10, 2016
A mid anime that gets overshadowed by peak piece. The series is 6/10 on a good day which is extremely sad compared to 10/10 piece. Not a single good episode or chapter, the art is terrible, doesn't even touch half of one piece's manga sales even though it's part of the big 3. It's quite embarrassing how terrible bleach truly is.
by supremeluffy69 June 10, 2022