Ghetto Bastard

A child born under the poverty line wihtout a father and usually the mother has to let it go for monetary reasons

A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects

-Naughty by Nature, Ghetto Bastard

by Cob Man January 17, 2009

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

fat ugly bastard

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 22, 2006

Bastards

Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT.

-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS
-Damn, The bed is covered in bastards.

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

ass bastard

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.

George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.

by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008