Definitions by The_Administrator

Swamp Eggs 

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

Swamp Eggs by The_Administrator January 14, 2011

Hungarian Turkey Baster 

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

Hungarian Turkey Baster by The_Administrator December 15, 2010