Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

by The_Administrator December 18, 2010

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 14, 2010