retracted
When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.
Godamnit i just retracted again
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retracted turtle
retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding
the opposite of a silent duck
the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
retracted turtle by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010
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retracted • retracted turtle • refracted • retranted • retarted • redacted • restricted • retated • Retarated • *Redacted*
Retracto
Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.
Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021
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Word of the Day on December 20, 2025
cheek retractor
trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009
Redacted_ritiri
An Instagram celebrity well known for her affinity with eating ass. She doesn't feed her children, and is extremely gullible to jokes relating to "Deez Nuts". She is a threat to society and should be terminated on the dot.
"Hi Instagram celebrity, redacted_ritiri! Did you hear about the new restaurant, Boyardees?"
"No. What's Boyardees?"
"Boyardees nuts delicious!"
"No. What's Boyardees?"
"Boyardees nuts delicious!"
Redacted_ritiri by Sketchophrenia_ July 1, 2021
retractable vagina
retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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