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retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.
If you don't write the truth, Retracto is comin' at ya.
Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
"get the cheek retractors, sailor"
cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

Redacted_ritiri 

An Instagram celebrity well known for her affinity with eating ass. She doesn't feed her children, and is extremely gullible to jokes relating to "Deez Nuts". She is a threat to society and should be terminated on the dot.
"Hi Instagram celebrity, redacted_ritiri! Did you hear about the new restaurant, Boyardees?"

"No. What's Boyardees?"

"Boyardees nuts delicious!"

retractable vagina 

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.
DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!
retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009