retracted
When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.
Godamnit i just retracted again
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retracted turtle
retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding
the opposite of a silent duck
the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
retracted turtle by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010
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retracted • retracted turtle • refracted • retranted • retarted • redacted • restricted • retated • Retarated • *Redacted*
Retracto
Retracto is the name of the correction alpaca. You can hear its theme song on many of Project Veritas youtube videos. It is used whenever an author does not tell the truth about a subject and is forced to "update" or correct the article.
Retracto by D. W. Michalak February 23, 2021
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cheek retractor
trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009
Redacted_ritiri
An Instagram celebrity well known for her affinity with eating ass. She doesn't feed her children, and is extremely gullible to jokes relating to "Deez Nuts". She is a threat to society and should be terminated on the dot.
"Hi Instagram celebrity, redacted_ritiri! Did you hear about the new restaurant, Boyardees?"
"No. What's Boyardees?"
"Boyardees nuts delicious!"
"No. What's Boyardees?"
"Boyardees nuts delicious!"
Redacted_ritiri by Sketchophrenia_ July 1, 2021
retractable vagina
retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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