attention spam

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.

by Shamika Jones May 20, 2008

Atted

Past tense of being addressed by someone on Twitter.

"Did you hear about the party?"
"David atted me about it, but I'm not sure if I'm going to go.

by Barbarellaf July 1, 2012

flight attendant

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

by Jason H. in Memphis August 3, 2010

attendance

a dance for ten people

Josh: I heard you're having a party
Lana: yeah. Im having an attendance
Josh: can i come?
Lana: No way, Ive just invited Carly, the 10th person

by deathbybeth September 2, 2010

Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 6, 2005

attention whore

Some stupid ugly 14 year old bitch online who thinks people want to hear about her insignificant problems.

Unfortunately, most guys will give in to attention whores in hopes of sexing her.

by Webster March 6, 2004

attemption

the act of making an attempt

My class made many attemptions to complete their work.

by jhdw0316 October 1, 2009