3 definitions by Shamika Jones

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.
Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.
by Shamika Jones May 20, 2008
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Function: noun; acronym

OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.
"Jennifer is such an OWL, she says we can't serve fried chicken on MLK Jr. Day because it will offend blacks."
by Shamika Jones January 14, 2010
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