9 definition by How it is

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

pum.p.tio.us
adj.
1. Attempting to attract the desires of male suitors.
2. Being of an easy persuasion in regards to entering sexual intercourse with men
3. Cunt

n.
1. A strong desire for strange grey mounds, not unlike a badger, on the side of your head.
2. A small town in Scotland
3. A haircut for a pumpcious cunt

Pli.ght.fid.dle.r
n.
1. Taken from the Norsk word Pligfleck, which mean to masturbate violently. The meaning of this word is a connundrum of people who fail to grow out of obsessions with FHM and graduate to soft porn.
2. Cunt

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.

tate.is.m
n.
1. an unnatural ability to isolate women. instead acting in a thoroughly pumpacious manner.
2. an unhealthy non-breathing problem when playing the guitar
3. the ability to entertain with strange head movements and knee-raising when playing the guitar
3. occasionally acting/looking like a cunt

plo.sih
adj.
1. Similar to the meaning of polish or ploish, which means 'person who lives in poland', 'strange character's nickname in a brit gangster flick' or 'cunt'. This was originally a misspelling, but when time, blunt ignornace and stubborness are mixed they are unstoppable.
2. An excessor for the word cunt