Alan Fridays

When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.

Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”

by NotAlanT December 9, 2020

alan coppet

Alan Coppet

Lay down the law like Alan Coppet

by anonymous January 20, 2021

alani

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alani

by Iris Newon March 25, 2021

alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alan d nease highschool

A hellhole built in the 80s that’s located in north Florida with the worst principal imaginable that’s full of racist rotc tryhard’s, those weird ass emo bitches, rednecks, and a fuck ton of druggies

Yeah I go to Alan d nease highschool

So your a racist

by Balls in yo draws September 10, 2021

Alanis

The most beautiful girl in the world. effortlessly funny. All these girls are threatened by her beauty and good vibes. All the guys wish they could marry someone like her. She’s wifey material and her beauty is ethereal.

Wow I wish I could have Alanis as my girlfriend.

by uaretheworldma November 28, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022