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Call to adventure 

Hym "Nope. You go right ahead and go fuck yourself. No call to adventure. No growth. No heroes journey. You give me the credit or I kill a kid and myself. You self-help bullshit needs to be culled from the face of the earth. We need to hang each and every one of you cocksuckers."
Call to adventure by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
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Retro‑Pulp Techno‑Mystic Adventure

(noun)

A hyper‑specific cartoon genre where 1960s futurism, pulp‑serial melodrama, and mystical sci‑fi nonsense collide in a neon explosion of ray‑gun zaps, stoic heroes, and villains who look like they were designed during a fever dream in a RadioShack.

Defined by:

Tech that acts like magic and magic that acts like tech

Heroes who talk like old‑time radio announcers

Planets that are somehow both empty and dangerous

Creatures made of rocks, goo, lasers, or all three

Music that sounds like a brass section having a panic attack

Backgrounds that slide instead of characters walking

Basically:
If it looks like a Cold‑War scientist tried to storyboard a mythological epic using three colors, two frames of animation, and a gallon of cosmic optimism, it’s Retro‑Pulp Techno‑Mystic Adventure.

Most commonly seen in:

1960s–70s Hanna‑Barbera action cartoons like Space Ghost, Birdman, The Herculoids, Mightor, and Jonny Quest.
Example 1:
“Bro, this cartoon has laser cavemen, alien wizards, and a guy yelling ‘HAAAY‑YOOO!’ while firing solar beams. That’s peak Retro‑Pulp Techno‑Mystic Adventure.”

Example 2:
“Why does every villain talk like they’re broadcasting from a volcano on Mars?”
“Because it’s Retro‑Pulp Techno‑Mystic Adventure, obviously.”

ted and todd's excellent adventure

A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.

Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...

adventurecation 

Adventurecation, a portmanteau of adventure and vacation.
Helen: "Well, I'd like that very much. What kind of restaurant is it?"
Gene: "Slop shop."
Louis: "Butt hut."
Tina: "It's nice."
Helen: "I am in."
Teddy: "Perfect! I'll go there now and wait."
Linda: "What a wonderful little adventurecation!"
Bob: "Oh, I hurt so much."

The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.
Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.
accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

Jackie Chan Adventures

Animated series featuring Jackie Chan in a series of fictional adventures, aided by his fictious neice Jade Chan and his uncle "Uncle", he fights the forces of evil and collects various artifacts over various seasons to prevent them falling into cruel hands.

The highly respected series took a downward spiral in Season Three when the plots were all re-hashed and Jade became an annoying bitch.
Jackie Chan Adventures season three featured Jackie trying to gather animals infected with the mystical energies of magic Talismans.