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Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.
Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.
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Hard Money Whore

A prostitute who is paid so little for services, she accepts coins rather than paper money.

Alternatively, a prostitute one views so lowly you would only pay her in coins.
That hard money whore on River street charges a quarter for an hour, so I gave her two dimes and a nickel.

L Money's Royal Duty

This visual magnetism naturally leads to thoughts of his royal duties, specifically the perpetuation of his esteemed lineage. The fervent desire among his admirers is to pair him with a truly THICC mare, one who can match his robust vitality. The vision is clear: to witness him ride, not just for pleasure, but for the crucial act of procreation. This union, it is imagined, would lead to an overwhelming, perhaps even involuntary, release of his “royal batter”—an orgasm so intense and all-consuming that he would have “no choice in the insane orgasm.” The ultimate goal? For him to deliver the BIGGEST, WARMEST, & MOST FERTILE loads imaginable, thereby securing the next generation of champion Wonderbolts for the Kingdom of Equestria.
My, L Money's Royal Duty is BIG...
that feeling you get when something goes right.
guy 1: “i just found a half full cart on the ground! im going to get so high!”
guy2: “thats big money!”
big money by poogre March 1, 2026

Bail Money

What you pay them to leave
Yo, the bail money is on the dresser.
Bail Money by Big Mac 83 March 20, 2026

Dishwasher money

For when you work a job, or do something for cash, but get a payday equivalent to what you would get by doing household chores.
Person 1: "Hey, I've finally got my first job as a fast food employee! I'm getting paid 3 bucks an hour!"
Person 2: "Oh my God, are you really getting paid that much?? that is literally below minimum wage, like dishwasher money-type pay."
Dishwasher money by auckland55 April 30, 2026