Definitions by jayg244

imaginary money

stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment portfolios or whatever lol

what are you talking about; my net worth is way more than yours...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...

imaginary money by jayg244 December 28, 2025

my father

someone who is greater than you...

I would never pay forty dollars for a night with Mary, but my father would...

my father by jayg244 December 24, 2025

your eye

Your cellphone.

"Here, your eye?"
"My what?"
"Your cellphone."

your eye by jayg244 October 19, 2025

presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...

"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.

presentables by jayg244 October 19, 2025

forty cent virgin 

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.

dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother

forty cent virgin by jayg244 October 3, 2025

laserbeamface 

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

laserbeamface by jayg244 August 15, 2025