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laserbeamface

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

by jayg244 August 15, 2025

forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.

dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother

by jayg244 October 3, 2025