jayg244's definitions

laserbeamface

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

by jayg244 August 15, 2025

presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...

"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.

by jayg244 October 19, 2025

forty cent virgin

1. A virgin who is unattractive.
2. An objectively unattractive person who you would still go out with.

dude 1: hey man, check that out
dude 2: oh, wow

dude 1: I hear she's a virgin
dude 2: yea, a forty cent virgin

dude 1: you'd still hit
dude 2: you know it, brother

by jayg244 October 3, 2025

your eye

Your cellphone.

"Here, your eye?"
"My what?"
"Your cellphone."

by jayg244 October 19, 2025