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Mountain View High School 

The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet

Twyford CofE High School 

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.
"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Olympus High 

the perennial ruler of Salt Lake City's east side, and arguably the Wasatch Front. named for the towering peak just east of the school
EHS student: Let's go trash Oly's field.
CHS student: Shall I bring the Bingham children along?
EHS student: Nah. No one likes them Bingham kids. We should go trash their field instead.
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Let's go receieve a quality education, excellent extracurricular programs, and a super-attractive student body at Olympus High.
Olympus High by AltaSKI February 4, 2010

Cibola High School

A high school on the westside in Albuquerque, New Mexico. In this school you'll find corruption and less than adequate teaching. The security guards are corrupt assholes that turn the other cheek when many of the "hood" kids are smoking or doing some sort of drug. The janitors and custodians can be secretly paid off to "accidently" leave some main doors unlocked overnight so various criminal activity can be played out. The food is moderate, it doesn't provide nutrients but it helps fill the stomach as sand and dirt could. Most teachers too old to be teaching and are complete dickheads, although there are some teachers that plain out "kick ass" and know the right way to teach and not bore the holy fuck out of you. The school's administration is completely corrupt and belong in jail, they are tools for the bureaucrats that control the city and are completely ignorant. The "drug trade" at this school is very lucrative and not secret. If you ask the right people, you too can be making more than 85 dollars a week. A sharp pair of eyes can spot more than 10-30 deals a day, most of which being marijuana, shrooms, or some sort of pill. The staff is completely oblivious to this problem, the few that do know (security) don't usually care. Bullying is not much of a problem. Some fights may occur but most of which are over sexual relationships or cause the other kid was looking at you. A fight can last from 5 to 45 sec until the guard filing her nails notice's all the kids running to go see the physical encounter. Surprisingly no student has gotten sick of the bullshit and shot up the place. Well thats the definition of Cibola High School in a nutshell.

For more information of the school, go to it and see.
The boy who went to Cibola High School became a criminal and ended up in jail, he was a drop out like most of his other classmates.
Cibola High School by whodatnigga0998 September 27, 2009

west islip high school 

A super white school located in long island new york. School consists mostly of fuck boys, thots, walking vineyard vine advertisements, trump supporters and cockroaches. The school is the ugliest thing you can see on long island, and has leaky ceilings when there is a slight drizzle. At this school if you don’t juul who are you??This school also starts way too early and tends to drive people to insanity

HSE High School

Hamilton Southeastern High School, located in Fishers, IN, is one of the largest high schools in Indiana with over 2800 students. Once a simple countryside school, it has grown so much over the past 2 decades, and has been populated with rich suburban white kids, many of which live in mansion homes along Geist lake. They act stupid, and often snotty, yet the school still has some of the highest test scores anywhere. There are less than 100 black students in the population and they all meet in the school commons at the very middle of the school during passing periods. The rest of the school is nothing but white, and half of them believe they're black-ghetto in a pathetic way. The students are living in a bubble, not quite understanding that most families cannot afford an excursion to Europe 5 times a year. Extra curriculars are amazing at the school, and the theater program is first rate.
EX1: Person 1: "Where do you go to school?" Person 2: "HSE." Person 1:"How much does your dad make?"
EX2: "The winner of (insert extra curricular) is HSE High School!"
HSE High School by dushante August 1, 2012

West Ranch High School 

The richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley. The whites and asians dominate upstairs while the mexicans and blacks dominate downstairs. Some teachers are cool, some are assholes. After the chaos that the 2008-2009 school year induced, the school turned fascist and strict rules and regulations ensued.

If you're looking for drugs, go to Valencia.
"Hey dude, throw this bottle cap."
"Fuck that, I don't wanna get 4 Saturday schools and a 2 week suspension."

.....

"What school do you go to?"
"West Ranch High School."
"I'm sorry."
"Me too."