Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 4, 2017

Obama's last name

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

by Glennicus May 29, 2018

The Black Man's Kryptonite

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021

Pyke's Law

For every good event or thing that happens, something equal to or worse will counter it.

I hate Pyke's Law, I got my new drivers license, but now my grandma died.

by dalek1111 July 22, 2020

harambe's law

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

by Benny1985 November 15, 2016