Shadow Ridge High School

Fucking shitty ass school located in one of the richest parts of Las Vegas, even though half the kids who attend are scene-wannabe pothead who basically fail at life.

Also known as Shady Ridge because of the amount of fake, drama starting whores.

Filled with a big population of mormons... nuff said.

The girls are all mentally retarded attention whores who think that sleeping with all of the guys on the football team (which sucks, just like all the other sports) doesn't make you a slut, and the guys are all douchebags who brag about getting their dick sucked, even though it's really not hard to shove two inches in your mouth.

Huge rival to Arbor View, another local high school that isn't quite far from Shady Ridge, but still filled with the same type of people, only they have more money.

typical girl at shadow ridge high school.

mandy: *shouts across the room* OH MY GOSH RYAN SAID HE LOVED ME ON FRIDAY AND AFTER WE SMOKED THREE POUNDS OF WEED WE HAD SEX AND I GAVE HIM A BJ LULZ

*three days later*
mandy: OMFGGGG RYAN CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CUT MYSELF ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW AT 702 SO I CAN LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Shadow Ridge High School by Ninaaaa(: April 22, 2011

Cypress Lake High School

An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.

Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.

Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.

Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.

A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.

"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."

Cypress Lake High School by Ay bb March 13, 2009

West Florence High School 

West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.

Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"

West Florence High School by MÅDK!D August 27, 2009

public high 

Public High is the state of being high as to where you are pretty blitzed, but you can still function in public and hold relatively intelligent conversations.

"Man you couldn't even talk at that party last night." -Guy 1
"Yea dude, I was waayyy past public high, man. I was too gone." -Guy 2

public high by zachman4589 October 27, 2009

Nolensville High School 

Nolensville High School is home of the Knights, sluts, and hypocrites. Typically, the sophomore and junior class are the center of drugs, nudes, and sex scandals. Recently, Nolensville High School’s Sophomore class has had hypocrites that may or may not get snitched on for their consequential actions. Nolensville High School has either really douchey people or some very nice and lit people.

Nolensville High School, Home of the Knights. Nolensville’s hoes have became hypocrites.

Nolensville High School by Ottomous Prime October 8, 2017

Centereach high school 

stupid ass school that’s filled with smart boards that don’t work & require maintenance everyday. not diverse, probably about 7 people with a different ethnicity seen in this school. it’s filled with low lives who smoke weed in their mamas basment, white “jocks” who can’t play for shit & hoes with no ass. their food sucks and they are literally so poor.

friend: what school did you go to?

other: centereach high school
friend: i-

Centereach high school by rdips_stfu January 21, 2019

Plainedge High School 

Ah plainedge the home of stoners and white people who say nigga way too much. Plainedge is the place where the staff probably has some type of mental retardation that prevents them from figuring out that all of Plainedge are smoking carts in the hallways. Speaking on hallways Plainedge is notorious for its plethora of fuckboys and thotties. Most of fuckboys are part of the football/wrestling team that is coached by an overgrown Mr.Clean . Most of the thots are trying to show off ass that they don't have🙃 . Plainedge pride I guess🙊.

I get my weed from Plainedge High School students.

Plainedge High School by Thebigopa February 17, 2019