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trump

a guy with these qualities
-orange micro penis
-large tupee to cover his bald head
-overly egotistical duche bag
-blockes off everything with a wall
-needs to find a new spray tan salon
-and a new barber or should i say a new rupee dealer
-not a good business woman (yes woman)
-his hair is like cotton candy, only if cotton candy were made of piss
-his IQ is just like his penis (2)/inches
-renaming the department of education "trump university"
-trump is trying to get rid of all illegal immigrants but there has been on living on his head to the past 2 decades
-always with the last choice of wife to always be with because all of the others support Hillary

and of course you have to always have an affair with your daughter
man you are really being a dick

yeah you are really acting like trump

hey i don't want this guy working on my lawn

why sir
because he is mexican
who do you think you are trump
by silly-killy March 25, 2017
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Donald John Trump

A president who made cars more expensive by remaking NAFTA in a bad way while doing useless stuff his supporters and him like. He made Hispanics scared.
Donald John Trump is a bad, bad leader.
by Qorptocx December 23, 2018
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Trump Card

In the poker game of American politics, this is the one card whose point value is higher than the cards liberals have played for the past fifty years, whenever they are confronted with a superior argument.
At the end of the second presidential debate, Hillary played the Liberal version of a Royal Flush: the Race, Gender, Homophobia, Xenophobia, and Global Warming Cards. What she didn't count on was the power of the Trump Card.
by Hazelwudi February 11, 2017
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Donald Trump's Wall

"it was a metaphor" Donald Trump
If built though we lose 12 billion in taxes each year from Mexican immigrants alone.
If built would cost around 25 billion dollars.
Waste of time and money and won't pay for itself and won't solve the immigrants way of getting here by planes.
"Hey dude Donald Trump's Wall is going to be huge!" "Yea and so would your taxes my friend"
by bambamdude11 December 8, 2016
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trump

God Emperor of the United States. A literal Cheeto wearing a shitty wig and baggy suit. Known for his small hands and being a total dickface on twitter.
All hail Trump, God Emperor of the Universe.
by Tyler the Beast January 30, 2017
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God Emperor Trump

The 45th president that will make america godly
by DaddyTrump69 January 10, 2017
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Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
by Bojrezo June 13, 2016
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