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penis pounder

A hammer that pounds dicks and shockwaves you 69 feet in the air.
“Yo Josh i just got the penis pounder
by The super saiyan 3 December 17, 2022
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Tylers penis

Tylers penis likes to insert autumns vagina.
by Beautifulstoner January 7, 2018
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Musical penis

Lets all get together and play this new trendy adult game where you switch your mouth on multiple partners every 30 seconds until they cum in our mouth which you and the penis that got off become winners for the round in the game. Sara : that sounds like fun John: It is i am a pro at it Ricardo: really lets have a get together with all of our adult friends Rocky: Is this a challenge George: i wanna play i love games like these i bet i win the 1st round with these lips.
musical penis. A fun group game for adults every 30 seconds you switch to the next man with a different dick and when the man orgasms you shout "musical penis" really loud when you finally get the explosion in your mouth that person is out of the game and the penis that exploded is out too. (Winners) for the round. Keep playing until there is one last person which is the loser. Along with the last penis that has not orgasmed. And then make fun of the last person and the penis that never orgasmed. (By making funny adult, small dick ,blow job jokes) about them. In a very mild way.
by George Cauldron February 19, 2017
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Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.
I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.
by dketb October 27, 2018
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Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017
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Penis Cuddler

One who takes enjoyment out of being around a penis
Mike: would you like to cuddle my penis with your mouth?
Cedar: of course! i am a penis cuddler!
by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) February 19, 2011
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women penis

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin
by Dexedrine January 23, 2018
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