Mitch 

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”

Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”

Mitch by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

Mitch 

Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.

Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”

Mitch by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

Mitchell 

Everything. He’s my everything. Everything good and precious, nothing bad or damaged. His name is engraved on my heart, my soul, and my mind. Losing him would be like losing a part of myself, for every part of me has a little bit of him in it.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.

I love Mitchell.

Mitchell by AanonymousG July 19, 2024

MitsuBay 

A little bitch, who made their account to insult the world "Alpha Male"

That little MitsuBay gets no fucking play and has 0 friends.

MitsuBay by tigerlizza100 September 4, 2024

Mitten Toes 

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

Mitten Toes by msacco September 15, 2024

Mitchism

When somebody often says racist things in casual conversation

Michael had mitchism

Mitchism by MrCorrupto October 5, 2024

Mitzmaster 

A person who loved to masturbate at the back of class while fondling with their belly button, but somehow manages to get Straight A's in their classes.

"Oh man hes doing it again, hes a Mitzmaster!" said the teacher as she dialled 911.

Mitzmaster by thecreamcreator November 14, 2024