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You know what sex is but since you're a horny twat you decided it would be fun to look it up on the Urban Dictionary to see what the definitions would be.
by A_Retard_You_Retard January 15, 2018
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sex

Sex means a guy gets a girl or a girl gets a girl or a guy gets a guy and they all get on the bed and the girl licks finger and rubs it on her pussy to make it wet.
my boyfriend came over and i was naked he wanted to have sex. so i pulled him in and gets my fingers licked them and rubbed them on my pussy my boyfriend strips me but not the pants cause i did those and he started sucking my breasts and i started sucking his dick and we did it for a WHOLE day
by mybrowneyedgirl March 13, 2010
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sex

Your stupid , what idiot looks up sex on urban dictionary?! Go get a life.
Don't look up sex
by fuckyoAlist May 8, 2015
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sex

what you want to do if you are looking this up
i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.
by awesomepguy January 7, 2012
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sex

S - seriously getting fucked

E - energetic way to do your daily sports

X- x is the future word before boyfriend with your boyfriend
after my boyfriend found out i had sex with bob we became exes now i can fuck whoever i want.
by awesomeness24780 March 1, 2015
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sex

what kind of shity person are you to look up sex
sex is dumb
by mynameis noneofyallsbisnys August 28, 2016
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a sin.
I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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