salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Sauted

To be so inebriated that you can't remember who you are or what is going on.

"Dude I was sauted at Ryan's last night. He said I tried to cook a mirror.

by Goob Steary August 1, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

monodigital salute

To extend the middle finger while keeping the other fingers and thumb retracted, communicating a common non-verbal insult.

The driver of that car cut me off and gave me the monodigital salute.

by Heptard February 9, 2008