datyoungkid's definitions

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Marmalade

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

Nutmeg

Flecks of dead skin that fall off of the side of one's scrotum-nut dandruff.

Tyrone scratched his scrotum and got nutmeg all over his fingers.

by datyoungkid October 10, 2016