Definitions by datyoungkid

Salted Nut Roll 

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

Salted Nut Roll by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Marmalade 

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

Marmalade by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

Nutmeg

Flecks of dead skin that fall off of the side of one's scrotum-nut dandruff.

Tyrone scratched his scrotum and got nutmeg all over his fingers.

Nutmeg by datyoungkid October 10, 2016