Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007

mintee

A level of failure, possibly above epic failure. Generally a technology related failure.

* mintee is the king of the Fail... Epically or not... You cannot go around Knighting people the Fail tag without my approval

by MrJackson May 29, 2008

minters

the same meaning as mint, only said with an emphasis on the 'ers' part of the word so you end up saying 'mintuurrrss'. It should sound like you have a very fake Yorkhire/North England accent.

'i got a few new sheep on the farm'
'ahhh minters'

by Ginge-o August 12, 2007

high maintenance

a girl who expects a lot.

most Sarahs are high maintenance

by Sarah June 27, 2004

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018